thechieftaincy:

fabulazerstokill:

BOOM CODED LANGUAGE DESTROYED IN FIVE SECONDS

The Disney Channel of my childhood

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squarlo:

givemeinternet:

5 minutes ago they were chasing the laser

i cant believe you fucking killed your cats with a laser you fucking monster

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numarg:

nativetohere:

jukeboxgraduate:

yerawizardmary:

yerawizardmary:

Dying right now.

I cannot believe this got so many notes. But this is the continuation.imageimageimageimageimageimage

THIS WOMAN IS MY  NEW HERO.

WHERE ARE THE SCREEN CAPS FROM HER SENDING THIS TO HIS MOM

that’s a conversation i want to witness

(Reblogged from garyhiggins)

dragondicks:

ZING

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awesomeniknak:

This was hilarious to me.

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victoryfire88:

idontcareforgob:

officialgarrusvakarian:

we-are-star-stuff:

zerostatereflex:

An Octopus unscrewing a lid from the inside.

Octopuses are going to kill us all someday

I had a biology teacher that told us this story about an octopus at an aquarium in Australia. The staff were concerned because their population of crustaceans kept disappearing. No bodies or anything. So they checked the video feed to find out what’s up.

Across from the the crustacean tank was a small octopus tank. This little fucker squeezed out of a tiny hole at the top of his tank, walk across the hall, and get into the crustacean tank. He would then hunt and eat. After he was done, he crawled back out and get back in his tank

Here’s the kicker: security guards patrolled the area. The staff realized that the octopus had memorized the security’s routine. It would escape and be back between the guards’ round.

An octopus in Germany was annoyed by a bright light shining into his tank, so he climbed up over the rim and squirted water at it to short it

Fuckin’ octopuses, man. 

Ninjas of the sea bitches! 

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safaritori:

nonsenseful:

sivanxoakley:

cassbones:

katdiamandis:

various-voices:

willwin92:

gracetrolbig:

magickowl:

myreticentvale:

Keep the flame going for those we have lost to suicide. 

why has this not got any notes 

a middle school girl commited suicide here a few days ago..she was 14..

my followers know who this is for.

two of my close friends attempted multiple times

i attempted around this time last year. keep this going.

Today, personally, this is for Robin Williams.
But for today, and every day, it is for anybody who has ever lost anybody to suicide and anybody who has been lost themselves.
I know it probably doesn’t help, but I am so, so sorry.
RIP

Reblogging this twice and this should have way more notes

I’ve lost myself. But not to suicide. I don’t know who I was before depression. It’s like trying to figure out who you are as a whole new person.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ i feel you

safaritori:

nonsenseful:

sivanxoakley:

cassbones:

katdiamandis:

various-voices:

willwin92:

gracetrolbig:

magickowl:

myreticentvale:

Keep the flame going for those we have lost to suicide. 

why has this not got any notes 

a middle school girl commited suicide here a few days ago..she was 14..

my followers know who this is for.

two of my close friends attempted multiple times

i attempted around this time last year. keep this going.

Today, personally, this is for Robin Williams.

But for today, and every day, it is for anybody who has ever lost anybody to suicide and anybody who has been lost themselves.

I know it probably doesn’t help, but I am so, so sorry.

RIP

Reblogging this twice and this should have way more notes

I’ve lost myself. But not to suicide. I don’t know who I was before depression. It’s like trying to figure out who you are as a whole new person.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ i feel you
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mrvvorldwide:

The best headline I’ve ever seen

mrvvorldwide:

The best headline I’ve ever seen

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